Rules for Men –Rules Women Wish Men Knew

“Men’s Rules”
Rules for Men –Rules Women Wish Men Knew:

If you say you’ll call, make sure you do.

Never lie, even about small things.

Expressing emotions is healthy—it shows you’re human, not weak.

Expect some trouble when we return from a girls’ night out.

Never respond to “Do I look fat?” with “Yes.”

The answer to “Is she prettier than me?” is never “Yes.”

Victoria’s Secret is a winner; Frederick’s of Hollywood is a no-go.

Ordering for her is fine; telling her what to order is not, but offering suggestions is okay.

Being attentive is great, but stalking crosses the line.

“Honey,” “Darling,” and “Sweetheart” are loving terms, but “Nag,” “Lard ss,” and “Btch” are not.

Talking is good, shouting is bad, and physical aggression is never acceptable.

A simple grunt is almost never enough in response to a question. And yes or no isn’t always sufficient either.

Your exes were never as smart, beautiful, or funny as your current girlfriend.

Compliment her cooking, even if it’s not to your taste.

Rule 14 doesn’t mean you don’t need to cook—help out when you can, but respect her space in the kitchen if she doesn’t want help.

Dish soap is essential.

A hat is not a replacement for a shower, after-shave is not soap, and “warm” doesn’t equal “clean.”

Treating her to dinner is nice, but it’s not the same as foreplay.

Foreplay is important—remember, like a diesel engine, she needs to be warmed up first.

Responding with “Nobody” to “Who was on the phone?” won’t end the conversation.

Saying “Nobody” to “Whose lipstick is that?” won’t end it either.

Clean socks are a must.

Being covered in dirt from working on machinery may seem rugged, but sweating without reason doesn’t increase your appeal—unless you’re really fit.

Burping and farting are not considered attractive.

You’re almost always wrong.

Saying “I’m sorry” is always the right thing to do.

She probably isn’t as impressed by your car as you think.

She probably isn’t as captivated by your sports rants either.

Impressing her by hitting an awning isn’t going to do it.

“Will you marry me?” is great, but “Will you shack up with me?” is not.

Don’t assume every bad mood is because of PMS.

Don’t dismiss the reality of PMS.

“No” means no, “Yes” means yes, and silence can mean any number of things, depending on how she feels in that moment.

Never let her walk away alone; always follow her if she does.

Chivalry and feminism can coexist—they’re not mutually exclusive.

Pick her up at the airport, and don’t complain—bring flowers too.

If you want to break up, just do it. Don’t act like a jerk until she ends things for you.

Only say “I love you” if you really mean it.

If you love her, tell her often.

Think boxer shorts, not briefs.

Remember important dates—Valentine’s Day, her birthday, and any “anniversary” she highlights.

Don’t criticize her clothing, but if she asks you to try something, give it a go.

Her haircut is always fine, even if it’s shorter than usual.

Be nice to her brother, even if you’re not fond of him.

Stick up for her, especially against her friends if they say something bad.

The rules may not be fair, but you have to accept them. And remember, the whole labor thing isn’t exactly fair to you either!

Asking if she’s “ready” or if she’s going to “put out” is never a good idea, especially on the first date.

Staring at her chest is never okay—she has a face, too.

Talking about bodily functions is not a great conversation starter.

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