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A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun

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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you. She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.

I’m sure that there’s nothing’ ‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to make love with a nun. She responds, Well, let’s see what we can do about that You have to be single You must be Catholic. I have to save my purity, so you will have to enter from behind.

The cab driver is very excited and says, Yes, I’m single, Catholic, and I’m happy to enter from behind! ‘OK’ the nun says ‘Pull into the next alley. The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a very exploded way. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying? Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish. The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to fancy dress party.

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